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Forget Rednecks,

here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Alaskans:
(and depressingly enough, they're all true, and i can relate to every last one...)

If you refer to the contiguous 48 states as the lower 48, you may live in

Alaska.

If the 2x4 you just purchased cost as much as the Skil saw you will use to

cut it, you may live in Alaska.

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work
there, you may live in Alaska .

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Alaska.

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a

wrong number, you may live in Alaska .

If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Alaska .

If you know several people who have hit a moose - more than once, you may
live in Alaska .

If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again,

you may live in Alaska

If you can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard

without flinching, you may live in Alaska .

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both

unlocked, you may live in Alaska .

If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you

may live in Alaska .

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may

live in Alaska .

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 70 and everybody
is passing you, you may live in Alaska .

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with

snow, you may live in Alaska .

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road

construction, you may live in Alaska .

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in

Alaska .

If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly', you may live in Alaska .

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